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A Pre-Internet Meme Collection: Bradley Sucks!
Like a newly discovered dinosaur bone by some nobodies on an acid-fuelled roadtrip, we think we’ve found some of the earliest pre-internet computer memes. From our non-archaeological understanding, these memes were shared on some sort of LAN (local area network) across nearly all the computers and a terminal. At a push we think Ryba, Marty…
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Lawrence Cassidy Vs The State of the World
It was the third week into setting up shop and the Federal Communications Commission sent along Ms Penny Dudek one scorching hot Monday morning. She came with a loud knock which only Ryba was alert enough to hear. The weekend had been particularly heavy and he looked and smelt like he’d just had a gangbang…
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The Ryba Chronicle
We have done some digging to find out what we can about Charlie Ryba. Without disclosing the specifics, we managed to find out which college he went to and in what year. This period of his life is essentially all you need to know about Ryba in order to understand his place in the Give…
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Slangder #9 What is a Chipmunk?
It’s important to make crystal clear that the Chipmunks aren’t a crime organisation (if anything they are the victims of one). They are, however, connected to millions of other Chipmunks via an Intranet type system which they pay to subscribe to. This allows the user to apply a personalised filter to the world and live inside…
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A Gallery of Candy Coins Promotional Material
This isn’t a comprehensive list of all Candy Coins promotional material. Instead it’s to showcase a wide breadth of styles which the Give Me Head team came up with over the course of the summer when the game developed. More to follow in due course,..
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Slangder #8: What is Biodata?
Biodata is a measurement that Alberto came up with while creating the Screamer Arena. He realised that every contender needed some metrics which would look at health, strength, agility, movement, speed, conditioning, luck, intelligence, unpredictability, barbarity and core stability. These factors are predetermined for all non-playable characters and are added together on a percentage basis…
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Cyberia Location #5 The D-Gen Den
Ground Floor: The Casino Located at the Pleasure Strip, the only way to access the D-Gen casino was at the front of the building. We’ll explain this a little further down the line. For now we shall look at Hanz’s lucrative business model which, despite him looking like a children’s entertainer who’s about to slap…
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Reel Mayhem Magazine: A Trashy but Classic Action and Kung Fu Movie Magazine
After much debate we decided to include excerpts from the above magazine copy which we found in the office. The decision is based on the fact that it had to be owned by somebody from the Give Me Head team because nobody has worked in the office since they left. We also know that the…
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The Cyber Heads Database
We’ve come across yet another treasure trove! In a musty file we found these images which, taken alone, are pretty damned great. More great, however, is that we’ve also found the idea behind this Cyber Heads Database which also sheds some light on the Cyberia’s Most Wanted files which we’ll touch on later. The database…
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Long Live King Hell!
The Nose Candy Thieves from Toothless Creek Sometime in late May CEO Lawrence Cassidy was walking back from El Sapo’s when he ran into some terrifying rednecks. This type of incident was always just a matter of time because, like all savvy drug dealers, El Sapo lived in a crime ridden horror show. Cassidy was too…
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